I thought about writing about a dream I had, but I decided against it. Why? Because dreams are boring. Seriously, don't tell me about your dream. It's boring. Nobody cares.
Dreams are like bad fanfiction. Nobody wants to read your erotic Sonic the Hedgehog/Street Fighter/Animorphs crossover. It's not interesting to anybody except you and your New Age therapist. Or at least, it's not interesting to me, and that's the important thing. Incidentally, I may have just gotten a good idea for a fanfic.