I needed a bow tie for my uniform for the chorus. So I ran all over town and went to like seven different clothing stores. None of them had any bow ties. What's this town coming to when a man can't find a bow tie unless he rents a full tux?
Anyway, I went to the concert without one and I didn't hear any complaints, so whatever.
But something must be done about this critical bow tie shortage. If, when unwrapping your presents this holiday season, you find yourself with an extra bow, consider donating it to a less fortunate Davis resident who is at risk of spending Christmas without any style.