Avacyn Restored set review, continued in Sonnet form

The new planeswalker, Tibalt, double-red

Half-devil, born of brimstone and of soot

Emo hair and horns sprout from his head

For +1 loyalty, he'll let you loot

The cheapest 'walker--only needs two lands

He filters cards for incremental gains

Deals damage based on cards in people's hands

And maybe lets you grab ALL of the reins

A niche card, though; won't fit in ev'ry build

You'll want Flashback-type stuff that you can pitch

Protect him so he doesn't just get killed

And hope that things go off without a hitch

So on the whole, I guess he seems okay

But I don't think he'll see much Standard play.

Cathars' Crusade is awesome. What a bomb!

I plan to play the shit out of this card

I'll cast it in my Rhys deck and it's on.

All of my guys will hit absurdly hard.

+1/+1 dice ticking up to six

Just think of all the awesome things to do

This card enables lots of crazy tricks

Not just for Timmy; Johnny loves it too

Try it with Ghave for making lots of men

Pollenbright Wings seems pretty good with it

Sac your Kitchen Finks, sac it again

There's hella ways this card goes infinite

So pay five mana, no-one should be hatin'

And sit back as those cathars go crusadin'.

The Bonfire of the Damned is double-X

But "Miracle" might let you cast it cheaper

Late in the game, it absolutely wrecks

And early, it can still serve as a sweeper

This should be really awesome to topdeck

Imagine X is six or seven...eight!

This might be the expansion's "hot" new tech

But inconsistent--so, up for debate.

It's not as if it's crap at one or two

It answers an annoying Ling'ring Soul

But rip it off the top and it can do

X damage to each creature they control

Evaluating Miracles is tough

But Bonfire of the Damned might be enough.

If you like Tow'r Above, you'll love this one

Check out that guy who's stomping up that place

A guy gets huge and tramples everyone

It lets you do some serious bashing face

This was a reddit preview. How 'bout that.

It's nice to see them get exclusive stuff.

And this card's certainly worth looking at

For green decks, hey, it just might be enough

It's Basilisk and Lure rolled up in one

Okay, not deathtouch--still, it's pretty sick

It's classic and it seems like lots of fun

And Limited: a windmill-slam first-pick

So if you're feeling hunted, tap some green

Cast this and stomp them into smithereens.